What we have here is the glory of glories, the heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God’s creation. Sources say you will NOT look like a weirdo with this guy by your side, yes I’m of course talking about the EXCLUSIVE Homer in Muumuu Pocket Pop! Vinyl Keychain! Out of all of Homer’s crazy schemes, this is arguably the greatest of all time. It inspired a generation of obesity, and made certain that muumuus never go out of fashion.
Just look at how happy Homer is here, complete with his floral muumuu and fat guy hat, which comes with three kinds of softness. Clearly he’s been allowed to watch Honk If You’re Horny in peace.